FOR SALE: Clio 197 - The French Mistress That'll Rev Your Engine and Break Your HeartAlright, strap in, because I'm about to introduce you to the naughtiest little machine this side of the Channel. This here is a black-on-black Clio 197, and she's like a bad Tinder date - she'll get your pulse racing, make you sweat, and you'll still be thinking about her long after she's left.Now, don't expect her to be flawless - she's 15 years old for f***'s sake. That's practically a MILF in car years. There's a few beauty marks here and there, but if you want showroom fresh, you're barking up the wrong tree.She's clocked 135,000 miles - and every one of them was probably a thrill ride. But don't worry, she's got plenty more to give. Trust me, she'll go up a bit more before you even get your sweaty mitts on her. MOT's solid until 30-05-2024 - so that's one less thing to worry about when you're explaining to your missus why you've bought another car.What She's Packin':17" alloy wheels (in need of a refurb, but still sexy enough to turn heads)Renault Sport seats - because your bum deserves better than whatever you're sitting in nowKeyless entry with push-button start - no fumbling with keys when you're eager to get inside (if you know what I mean)Cornering lights - she'll bend with you, just like your last fling wished they couldAuto-everything: lights, wipers, mirrors - she's more self-sufficient than you areSports bumpers front and rear - a bit of flair, like a girl who knows she's too hot for youThe Juicy Details:Michelin PS4s on the front, Rainsport 3s on the back - because when you're pushing her hard, you want to make sure she grips like she means itCambelt done in Feb 2019 at 104k - no sketchy jobs here, she was seen to by the pros at AW Motorworks. Just like you should be.That 3rd & 4th gear crunch you've heard horror stories about? Sorted. Rebuilt at BeanieSport. No crunchy surprises when you're going in for the shift.Cooksport springs, lowered for that sleek stance. She's not just for show, she'll move if you push her hard enough.Half cage and rear support brace fitted - SW Motorsports special. This girl is kinky, and she's track-ready. Strap yourself in and hold on for dear life.Cobra sports exhaust - the soundtrack to your wildest fantasies. You'll wake up your neighbours and maybe even their wives. They'll know you're cumming.Full disclosure: She's been stripped at the back - and not in the fun way. Next MOT due 14/07/2025, Black, 5+ owners, £3,500