Includes £500 off. Looking for something that glides through traffic with the serenity of a yoga instructor but still has the presence of a celebrity bodyguard? Say hello to this stealthy slice of luxury?finished in Graphite Black, which is less ?black? and more ?night sky dipped in elegance.? This self-charging hybrid is the automotive equivalent of a tuxedo that knows how to drive itself (almost). No cables, no plugging in?just drive, regenerate, repeat. It sips fuel like it's at a posh wine tasting, but still gives you that effortless push when you need to overtake a tractor doing 12 mph on a country lane. Previously owned by someone who clearly loved it more than most people love their own houseplants, it comes with a full service history?stamped religiously by both Lexus and Toyota technicians, who presumably used silk gloves and whispered softly to the engine. The cabin? Oh, it's a leather-lined haven of buttons, screens, and heated seats that make your bottom feel like it?s at a spa day. Outside, it?s got just enough chrome to say, ?I?ve made it,? without screaming, ?I now golf unironically.? Being sold by Vertu Toyota?who know a thing or two about cars and a lot about keeping customers grinning?this one?s been polished, pampered, and possibly sung to by the valeting team. Smooth to drive, easy on the fuel, and dressed to impress, this slick SUV is what happens when comfort meets conscience and they decide to go on a road trip together. Whether you're dropping the kids at school or cruising to a weekend escape, this car does it all while making you feel like you've joined a secret club for stylish, eco-aware grown-ups. Get in, press start, and let smug mode commence.