Right, feast your eyes on this: a little Ford Fiesta that's just sauntered onto the forecourt looking like it's auditioning for Fast & Furious: The Budget Years. And here's the shocking bit — it's actually brilliant. In fact, it handles so well you'll start to wonder why everyone's faffing about in German hatchbacks that cost more than a small house. This is the Titanium X, which sounds like a deodorant but is actually the top of the Fiesta tree. It's got all the usual trinkets: alloy wheels, parking sensors — the sort of stuff people pretend not to care about but will whinge endlessly if it's missing. But then Ford went mad in a meeting and said, "Fine, give it heated seats, a heated steering wheel, some leather, and Sat Nav," presumably after realising they'd accidentally built something nicer than a Mercedes A-Class, for half the price and without the "I work in finance" attitude. And the condition? Immaculate. Not "your nan's best china" immaculate — properly immaculate. The previous owner clearly treated it like a first-born child, and it arrives complete with two keys and paperwork thicker than War and Peace. Now, because we're apparently feeling philanthropic, we'll lob in a brand-new MOT, a service, and a 12-month parts and labour warranty. For free. Yes, free. As in, you could literally spend nothing and still complain — because we know you will. But it's all part of the frankly ridiculous deal we're offering, so come get it before someone else does and ruins your day. Balkwell Motor Company, nestled snugly in North Shields, just a stones throw away from the Silverlink Retail Park, the A1058 Coast Road & the A19. If youre in search of a place where cars and vans find new owners without the drama, this is it. We are the Dacia aficionados, wizards of wheels & boy, do we know our stuff. Quality used cars & vans are our forte, imagine a treasure trove of vehicles at prices that wont make your wallet scream for mercy. And everything we sell comes with a free parts & labour warranty. Yes, you heard that right, peace of mind where if something decides to play up, we have got your back. Let?s not forget, a brand-spanking-new, advisory-free MOT for a solid 12 months. It is like getting a golden ticket for worry-free driving. And picture this: a sales team that doesnt shadow your every move like an overeager puppy. At Balkwell Motor Company, it is all about a laid-back, no-pressure sales experience.