For Sale: The 2015 Mitsubishi Outlander PHEV - The Eco-Friendly 4x4 Beast That's Done More Miles Than Your Favorite Playlist Looking for a car that's eco-friendly, adventure-ready, and smarter than your phone? Meet "The Outlandish Outlander"a black, plug-in hybrid 4x4 with 173,500 miles of wisdom, zero car tax, and a personality that says, "I've seen things, but I'm still flawless." Key Features (AKA Why This Car Is Practically a Superhero): Plug-in Hybrid Power: 16 miles of pure electric drivingbecause petrol is so last season. 4x4 Capability: Conquer city streets, muddy trails, and that one suspicious pothole near your house. Mileage: 173,500 miles of legendary road trips (none of which involved you yet). Car Tax: 0. That's rightZERO. It's like the government's little "thank you" note. MOT: Valid until January 2026, because paperwork is boring and you've got places to be. Insurance: Depends on you. Are you a responsible adult or still pretending? Sunroof: Perfect for dramatic gazes, spontaneous karaoke, or airing out questionable decisions. Tow Hook: For hauling trailers, boats, or your friend's emotional baggage. Adaptive Cruise Control with Radar: Maintains distance better than you at awkward family gatherings. Forward Collision Alert: "Hey, maybe don't hit that?" - Your car, probably. Lane Departure Warning: Keeping you in your lane, both literally and metaphorically. Automatic Rain Wipers: Detects rain faster than you detect a text from your crush. Foldable Mirrors: Tucks in neatly like your social anxiety at parties. Color: Blackbecause it's sleek, sophisticated, and goes with everything (including your mood). Condition: Age-Related Marks: A few "maturity marks" here and therethink of them as wisdom tattoos. No Dents: This car knows how to avoid life's bumps, just like you avoid phone calls. All Features Working: Unlike your Wi-Fi during important Zoom calls. Bonus Perks: Eco-Friendly Street Cred: Drive like you own the road and a reusable water bottle. Whisper-Quiet EV Mode: Sneak past pedestrians like a ninja on rollerblades. Spacious Interior: Fits kids, groceries, camping gear, and even your life choices. Hurry Up! Cars this awesome sell faster than your New Year's resolutions fade.