Right then. Have a butcher?s at this one ? a Hyundai i20 N-Line S. And let me tell you, it?s not just a car? it?s a little pocket rocket in a tracksuit! This thing?s got the look. Sporty grille, twin exhausts sticking out the back like it means business, red stitching inside like a racing glove, and alloys that shout, ?Ey up, I?m not your average hatchback!? It?s like someone?s taken a sensible car and fed it nothing but Red Bull and Weetabix. Now don?t get carried away ? it?s not a full-fat i20N, no ? but it?s got a turbocharged 1.0-litre engine that?s more than happy to get a wriggle on. Nippy, chirpy, and proper fun. You put your foot down and it goes, ?Come on then, let?s ?ave it!?. 6-speed manual, proper gearbox ? none of this automatic tap-dancing nonsense. Feels tight, planted, like a good opening bowler. Keeps it straight, no funny business. Inside? Oof! It?s like being in a snazzy sports bar. Big touchscreen with sat nav, Apple CarPlay, Android what-have-you, rear-view camera, digital dials ? the full kit and caboodle. Heated seats, heated steering wheel... it?s like sitting in a Gregg?s pasty. This one?s only done 1300 miles ? barely out the nets. First service done. Still got that new car smell ? you know, like plastic and ambition. Finished in that lovely blue so it looks slick, even when it?s parked outside a chippy. Proper head-turner. People walk past and go, ?Ooo, what?s that, then?? Price: £19,995 ? which, let?s be honest, is an absolute steal. You couldn?t get a decent pint and a pie at Lord?s for that these days. So come on, don?t dawdle. This is your chance to own a spicy little motor that?s got more energy than a kid full of Haribo. First to see will buy. Or my name?s not Bumble. And bring bourbons if you?re coming round. None of that rich tea nonsense.and ill stick the kettle on