Right. It’s back. The Capri. But before you start lighting pitchforks, no, it’s not a V6 coupe that makes your neighbours hate you and your tyres cry. It’s now an electric SUV. And actually… it’s very good. This one’s the Premium 77kWh Extended Range – which is code for “it goes far and it goes fast”. Rapid Red paint, because grey is boring. And a spec list that reads like something from the future. Factory-Fitted Extras: 21" Alloy Wheels – Massive. Glossy. Unapologetically modern. Driver Assistance Pack, including: Windscreen Head-Up Display Driver Alert (because yes, you do get tired on the M1) Lane Centering & Lane Change Assist (car knows where it’s going, even if you don’t) Active Park Assist (parallel parks itself because why should you?) 360-Degree Camera (it’s like Google Earth for your driveway) You’re saving £3,294.73 – so congratulations, you’re already winning. And thanks to Ford’s Power Promise, plus a 0% interest deal, you get peace of mind and cheap finance. That’s more than you can say for most new cars these days. It’s quick. It’s clever. And despite what your uncle might shout at the pub, it is a Capri.