Right, listen up. I'm about to introduce you to something that'll make your neighbours gawp, your mates green with envy, and Greta Thunberg absolutely delighted. What we've got here is a 2025 Jaguar I-Pace EV400 Sport, the kind of car that makes you wonder why on earth you'd ever bother with petrol again. Now, it's finished in Santorini Black, which is not just black. Oh no, this is blacker than a coal mine at midnight, glossier than a politician's excuses, and it practically oozes sophistication. It's the kind of colour that whispers, I've arrived, without shouting, Look at me! Step inside, and you're greeted by an Ebony Windsor leather interior. This isn't just leather, this is Windsor leather, which means it's as soft as a cloud and about as far removed from cheap vinyl as the moon is from Mars. It's so posh, you'll feel underdressed if you're not wearing a suit. Under the bonnet... oh, wait, it's electric. There is no bonnet business here. Instead, you've got a 90kWh battery and twin electric motors that will catapult you from 0 to 60 in 4.5 seconds. It's faster than a startled cheetah and smoother than James Bond ordering a martini. And because it's an EV, there's no engine noise â?? just the faint sound of you saving the planet while overtaking everything in sight. This particular I-Pace is practically box fresh. Delivery mileage only. That's right â?? it's barely been driven! It's the automotive equivalent of finding a vintage Rolex in its original packaging. It's also an approved Jaguar vehicle, which means it comes with a warranty that lasts until 2028. That's three whole years of not worrying about anything other than where to plug it in â?? and let's face it, with its impressive range, that won't be very often. So, what are you waiting for? This I-Pace isn't just a car, it's a statement, a lifestyle, and a technological masterpiece all rolled into one sleek Santorini Black package. Don't dawdle â?? vehicles like this don't sit around waiting for people to make up their minds. Call now, or risk spending the rest of your days regretting it.