Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round, because today we're diving into a little pocket rocket that’s as British as a cup of tea on a rainy afternoon. Yes, it’s the Mini Hatch 2.0 John Cooper Works 3dr, and it’s here to put a grin on your face wider than the English Channel. Now, let’s talk numbers. This little beast has clocked up 52,598 miles, which, in Mini terms, means it’s just about run in. It’s finished in a sleek White Silver, which is the automotive equivalent of a perfectly tailored Savile Row suit. And with those 18-inch John Cooper Works Cup Spoke alloy wheels in a fetching two-tone, it’s got more style than a James Bond tuxedo. Step inside, and you’re greeted with a cabin that’s as plush as a gentleman’s club in Mayfair. The Dinamica-Leather seats in Carbon Black hug you tighter than your mum after you’ve been away at university. And with the CHILI Pack, you get all the trimmings – it’s like Christmas morning every time you get in. Now, let’s talk about the toys. The Harman Kardon Hi-Fi System is so crisp, you’ll feel like you’re front row at Glastonbury. The MINI Excitement Pack ensures every drive feels like a grand adventure, even if you’re just popping to the shops. And with the automatic dual-zone air conditioning, you can keep your cool even when the traffic’s hotter than a vindaloo. But it’s not all about the creature comforts. This Mini Hatch is a proper driver’s car. The 2.0-litre engine under the bonnet is like a feisty terrier, eager to chase down the horizon with a bark that’s pure joy. And with features like the heated front windscreen and rain sensor, it’s ready to tackle whatever the British weather throws at it. So, if you’re in the market for a car that’s as fun as a day at Alton Towers and as stylish as a West End premiere, the Mini Hatch 2.0 John Cooper Works 3dr is your ticket to motoring nirvana. It’s not just a car; it’s a statement. A statement that says, “I’m here, and I’m ready for anything.” Description Price When New inc VAT CHILI Pack £2,470 Dinamica/Leather Black Upholstery £1,410 18" John Cooper Works Cup Spoke alloy wheels in 2-tone £740 Harman Kardon Hi-Fi System £590 Metallic Paint £475 Park Distance Control £260 Darkened rear glass £220 Auto-dimming interior rear view mirror £110 Front centre armrest £110 Heated front windscreen £110 Interior trim - Piano Black £75 Colour Line - Carbon Black £0 Dinamica Leather Carbon Black £0 Roof and mirror caps in black £0 Sports suspension £0 White Silver Metallic £0 Total Price of Optional Equipment £6,570