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PLEASE DON'T BUY THIS CAR!!! Please. I love this motor. Given the choice I'd rather not sell it.
I've taken incredible care of it for the last 4 years. It hardly gets driven, and when it does, rarely goes more than 4 miles. It's been Audi serviced since I've had it, and is in unreal condition. I've added Apple CarPlay, with a in-built phone charger. It has a Bose sound system, but you'll prefer listening to the engine.
In the 4 years I've owned it, I've added a very small amount of miles and kept it in great nick, with private parking off the road.
Honestly, I'd rather you didn't buy it, but the other half wants something more practical. Don't give her what she wants by making me a reasonable offer.
I rarely put this in sports mode, as it doesn't need it. It goes even better than it sounds and it turns heads every single time I drive it.
I'm honestly selling this out of duress. I'll happily keep this car and continue to smile every time I drive it.
Decent offers considered, but you'd make me happier by ignoring you've seen this and going about your business.
Here ends the weirdest car ad you'll read this week.