Introducing the seven-seater chariot of the future?ideal for families, dog owners, plant hoarders, and people who think ?boot space? is a lifestyle. Cloaked in a regal shade of Regency Red (because basic red is for post boxes and regret), this fine specimen of hybrid wizardry glides through traffic like it?s late for Pilates but eco-conscious enough to carpool. Under the bonnet? Sorcery. It runs on fuel and vibes?well, fuel and electric magic that somehow charges itself. No plugs, no drama, just clean, green get-up-and-go. And yes, it?s an Excel trim, which means it comes with more tech than the spaceship from Interstellar, but thankfully fewer buttons to accidentally launch yourself into the stratosphere. Every button, beep and boost has been pampered with a full Toyota service history?no skipped check-ups, no mystery clunks, just good old-fashioned dealer TLC. It?s been sold by Vertu Toyota, who know their hybrids better than most people know their own relatives. Inside, you?ll find enough legroom to comfortably seat seven adults, or five adults and two children with suspiciously long limbs. Plus, the boot is spacious enough for everything: luggage, strollers, shopping hauls, or an emergency inflatable flamingo (you know, just in case). Basically, if you want something that?s whisper-quiet, unnervingly reliable, and redder than your nan after two sherries, this is it. Enquire now?before someone else with taste and a medium-to-large family beats you to it.