Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round, because today we have something truly special on the menu. Feast your eyes on the magnificent Lexus LS400, a car that doesn't just whisper luxury – it shouts it from the rooftops with the subtlety of a Rolls-Royce. Now, I know what you're thinking. "Roy, why should I be interested in a Lexus?" Well, let me tell you, this isn't just any Lexus. This is the LS400, a car that redefined what it means to waft along the motorways of Britain with the grace of a swan and the power of thunderbolt! Under the bonnet, you'll find a 4.0-litre V8 engine that purrs like a contented cat, silently delivering power with the smoothness of a silk scarf gliding through the air. And with only 69,000 miles on the clock, this beauty is barely run in. It's like finding a vintage bottle of wine that's been perfectly cellared, just waiting for the right moment to be savoured. The original odometer was replaced at Lexus in Hatfield on 27th October 2003 showing 66100 miles, so the true mileage is 135000. Finished in a deep, luscious green, this LS400 is a sight to behold. It's the kind of green that makes you think of the rolling hills of the English countryside, or perhaps the emerald waters of a secluded Scottish loch. It's a colour that says, "I'm sophisticated, but I know how to have a good time." Inside, you're treated to a cabin that feels more like a first-class lounge than a car interior. The leather seats are as comfortable as your favourite armchair, and the wood trim adds a touch of old-world charm that makes you want to don a smoking jacket and sip on a fine single malt. Non-smoker, no pets and no nasty stains, the interior reeks of high quality and pure luxury. But it's not just about luxury. The LS400 is a car that handles with the precision of a Swiss watch. It's as if the engineers at Lexus took a scalpel to the driving experience, carving out every ounce of unnecessary fuss and leaving you with pure, unadulterated driving pleasure. Always maintained regardless of cost by the last owner over a 23year period. So, if you're in the market for a car that offers the perfect blend of luxury, performance, and reliability, look no further than this Lexus LS400. It's a car that will make every journey feel like an occasion, and every drive a memory to cherish. Don't miss your chance to own a piece of automotive excellence.