Ever dreamed of gliding silently through traffic like a caffeinated ninja with a conscience? Well, dreams do come true?especially when they come in a dazzling coat of Pure White that says, ?I care about the planet, but I also look fantastic doing it.? This zippy little number is powered by a self-charging hybrid system, which means no plugging in, no extension cords trailing out your kitchen window, and no awkward conversations with your neighbours about your ?eco journey.? Just hop in, press go, and let the clever bits under the bonnet do all the thinking. It?s got a full service history, and not just any service history?this one?s been pampered exclusively by the experts who built it. Think of it as a spa day every year, but for a car. It?s been treated better than most houseplants. Inside, it?s all sleek lines, clever tech, and enough buttons to make you feel like a spaceship pilot (but without the risk of being sucked into a wormhole). It?s comfy, it?s clever, and it?s got more personality than your uncle?s karaoke rendition of ?Bohemian Rhapsody.? And the best part? It?s being sold by the lovely folks at Vertu, who are so friendly they probably wave at squirrels. So if you?re after something that?s smart, stylish, and smugly efficient, this is your chance. Warning: may cause spontaneous grinning at petrol stations.