WARNING: MAY CAUSE SPONTANEOUS SMILING & ENVY FROM FRIENDS! Are you tired of mundane mornings? Do you crave the thrill of waking up your entire street with the subtlety of a German sports car? Well, look no further! Introducing my 2011 BMW E92 M3 - a car so good, it has its own Instagram (@m3e92comp). SPECIFICALLY TUNED TO ACCENTUATE THE V8: - Stage 2 tuned by Mod-Stock (engine map + de-cat) - 2-pipe backbox mod - the sound is truly perfect - GTS Gearbox flash - 100% the best modification to the car KEY FACTS: - Jerez Black - it has a tinge of blue - DCT - I had bearings replaced at 66k miles by Evolve (no more sleepless nights!) - Throttle actuators rebuilt with lifetime warranty OPTIONS: - Competition Pack (the holy grail) - Individual Audio (forget Harman Kardon - this is the daddy) - Memory heated seats (because your posterior deserves it) - EDC suspension (don't buy without) - CIC iDrive (the newer version since CCC... mainly used for those important calls to your mates about how fast you just went) LOVINGLY MAINTAINED: - Full service history. All invoices and the book is full of stamps - Serviced every summer at Iridium BMW Hedge End - Serviced and MOT'd today (12/06/2025) with no advisories (except a child seat) - Never failed an MOT in my ownership (previous owner failures were just on tyres) - The alloys are immaculate - Sleeps in a garage every night, tucked in like the high-maintenance Bavarian diva she is - Driven weekly, usually twice a week+ WHY AM I SELLING? I absolutely love this car. I have owned it since August 2020 and I truly fell in love with it. Alas, my 3-year-old has turned me into a contortionist, folding myself into shapes I didn't know existed to get her into the back seat. So I'm eyeing up an X3M Competition (because life is a compromise). To be honest, I can't believe I am selling it - buy it before I change my mind. :) LET'S BE HONEST: It's a 14-year-old car with 95k on the clock - so yes, it has a few blemishes here and there. Minor marks and the usual age-related bits, but nothing that'll make you cry or affect your Tinder success rate. OTHER NOTES: - Private plate will be removed and is not included in the sale - The car is in use and mileage will increase - It comes with a lifetime supply of grins YOUR NEIGHBORS WILL HATE YOU. YOUR FRIENDS WILL LOVE YOU. Embrace your inner child and buy a car that's already had all the scary stuff sorted. Call Mike: 07880 310 140 - if I don't answer, send a text. Cheers!