It’s a sensible car… but with red brake callipers. Right, picture the scene: you're a grown-up. You've got errands, a dog, two kids, and an undying need for boot space. But deep down, you still want something that looks like it might've once overtaken something at Silverstone. Enter: this. The Ford Focus ST-Line Estate, finished in the kind of Agate Black that makes it look like it’s just rolled out of a Bond film, even if it’s only come from the Tesco car park. Under the bonnet? A 1.0L EcoBoost engine that somehow produces 155 horsepower, assisted by a mild hybrid system that basically sips fuel and gives Greta Thunberg slightly fewer reasons to hate you. It's an automatic, so you can let your left leg retire early. But wait — it gets better. There’s a customer saving of £2,421 on this car. That’s enough for a posh holiday, a new TV, or roughly 1.7 litres of wine at a motorway service station. But let’s get to the fun bits. It has the ST-Line Design Pack which means: Red brake calipers , Interior scuff plates and alloy sport pedals And then there’s the Parking Pack: Active Park Assist, which means the car will park itself because you’re either too busy or too incompetent, Rear wide view camera so you can actually see that tricycle you nearly reversed into, And door edge protectors, which means your Focus won’t chip paint off every time someone in a car park gets too handsy. It’s smart. It’s sharp. It’s got a big boot, enough gadgets to shame a spaceship, and it doesn’t cost the earth to run. And thanks to Ford’s black magic, this thing handles better than it has any right to — even with a pushchair in the back. Because life’s too short to drive a dull car. Even if it is just doing the school run.