“This is the MINI Hatchback 2.0 Cooper S D Seven, a proper little pocket rocket with diesel guts. It’s that classic MINI charm — compact, cheeky, and utterly nippy — but now with a 2.0-litre diesel engine that packs a surprising punch and excellent fuel economy. The Cooper S D means it’s got a bit of extra bite, so you get that sporty edge without sacrificing sensible diesel torque. Plus, it’s a five-door, so you don’t have to squeeze into the back like a contortionist. All in all, it’s a brilliant blend of fun, efficiency, and everyday practicality, wrapped up in that iconic MINI style that just refuses to grow up.”