Description
???? THE CAR THAT DOESN’T WAVE BACK. ????
2024 Toyota Corolla 1.8 VVT-h Icon Touring Sports CVT
???? FH24LHR | ???? 10,296 miles | ???? 1 owner
???? Decuma Grey – cold, calculated, and completely uninterested in your opinion
? Hybrid – saves fuel but won’t save your friendships
?? Auto CVT – smooth, silent, and possibly plotting something
???? Touring Sports? More like:
???? “Hide the bodies in the boot” energy
???? Looks like a sensible parent, drives like it’s got unfinished business
???? Big enough for your ego and your regrets
???? Icon trim:
???? Reverse cam – for dodging accountability
???? CarPlay + Android Auto – your ex’s playlist never sounded so toxic
????? Toyota Safety Sense – because you aren’t paying attention
???? Cruise control – so you can coast through life like you always do
This isn’t a car. It’s a sleek, silent, fuel-sipping threat.
It doesn’t honk. It stares.
It doesn’t race. It dominates.
???? Buy it. Drive it. Become someone no one double-parks next to.