FOR SALE: Vauxhall Corsa - A Car with Character Looking for a car that starts, moves, and makes you laugh? Look no further. I present to you: The Vauxhall Corsa of Chaos. MOT until February 2026 - That's right, it's legal! Brand new alternator - Charges like a champ. 2 shiny new front tyres - Grip levels unmatched (at the front). Now, for the special features: Windscreen wipers don't work - Perfect for those who like to live dangerously or own a squeegee. Bonnet requires two people to open - Great for team-building exercises. Boot door won't stay up - But hey, neither do most of us before coffee. Spare wheel mounted on the back right side - No, it's not a 4x4, just fashion-forward. "Lazy g i t love you" lovingly written in surf wax on the hood - Could be a romantic gesture or a personal mantra. "I love Taylor Swift" on the left back door - Boldly expresses your musical taste to the world (and deters thieves who prefer metal). She's a bit rough, a bit weird, but she's got soul. Starts every time and will get you from A to B. Pickup only (obviously). Perfect for: First-time drivers who want a memorable car Taylor Swift fans Someone with one friend who's always available to open the bonnet Serious buyers only. No time-wasters - I already have enough emotional baggage without yours.