Ey up! Stop what you're doing, cos you?ll want to hear about this beauty ? it?s the Honda ZR-V Elegance, and let me tell you straight off the bat: this car?s a proper all-rounder. Classy badge, roomy inside, goes like a whippet with a tailwind, and it?s got all the gear without being flash. Now don?t be put off by that ?Elegance? name ? sounds like it should come with a butler and a glass of fizz ? but what we?ve got here is a solid, hard-working bit of kit. Built like a tank but drives like a ballerina. Smooth. Responsive. Like Mark Ramprakash but with boot space. Under the bonnet? 2.0-litre hybrid job ? petrol and electric, working as a team like Freddie and Goughy in their pomp. You?ll be cruising round town or down the M6, saving fuel like a tight Yorkshireman on holiday. And it?s an automatic, so no faffing about with gears ? just foot down and away you go. Inside? Ooh, it?s lovely. Big comfy seats, proper soft-touch dashboard (you?ll find yourself stroking it, don?t be ashamed), and a touchscreen bigger than me telly. Apple CarPlay, Android this-and-that, rear camera, radar cruise control ? I dun?t even know what half of it does but it works and it looks smart. Climate control too ? very posh. You?ll feel like you?ve made it. It?s only done 3000 miles ? it?s still learning to walk! One owner, full dealer history, and never been near a speed bump too fast. Honest as the day is long. Finished in a lovely cricketers white the kinds of whites that says ?I?ve got a mortgage and an airryer?.