Right, here we've got a 2017 BMW X1 18i – because obviously what you need in your life is a family car that thinks it's in a Fast & Furious film. It's got 140ps of power, which is apparently quite decent, though let's be honest, you're probably just using it to do the school run and passive-aggressively race Karen in the Audi Q3. Finished in Mineral Grey, because nothing says "I've got my life together" like a car that looks like it was painted in stormclouds. And yes, it does look awesome – BMW somehow managed to make a practical car look smug. Spec-wise, it's all going on – sat nav, because obviously your phone isn't good enough; parking sensors so you can pretend you know what you're doing; Bluetooth connectivity for those all-important Peppa Pig playlists; and alloy wheels, which you'll immediately scuff on a kerb. You know you will. Only 54,000 miles on the clock, and just 2 owners – so it hasn't been passed around like a takeaway menu. Comes with two keys (yes, TWO – you're welcome), service history, and we'll even give it a brand new MOT with no advisories – not because we're nice, but because we don't want to hear from you next week. Oh, and we're chucking in a fresh service and a 6-month parts and labour warranty, because we're not total monsters. All free of charge – unlike your last trip to the dealership, which probably cost more than your holiday. In short: it's practical, powerful, and just premium enough to make you feel like you've got your life sorted. Which, let's be honest, you haven't – but at least your car will look like you have. Balkwell Motor Company, nestled snugly in North Shields, just a stones throw away from the Silverlink Retail Park, the A1058 Coast Road & the A19. If youre in search of a place where cars and vans find new owners without the drama, this is it. We are the Dacia aficionados, wizards of wheels & boy, do we know our stuff. Quality used cars & vans are our forte, imagine a treasure trove of vehicles at prices that wont make your wallet scream for mercy. And everything we sell comes with a free parts & labour warranty. Yes, you heard that right, peace of mind where if something decides to play up, we have got your back. Lets not forget, a brand-spanking-new, advisory-free MOT for a solid 12 months. It is like getting a golden ticket for worry-free driving. And picture this: a sales team that doesnt shadow your every move like an overeager puppy. At Balkwell Motor Company, it is all about a laid-back, no-pressure sales experience.