Description
???? 2022 (71) Toyota Yaris Cross 1.5 VVT-h Design E-CVT – The Baby SUV That Ate Its Siblings ????
???? KR71VJG | 59,910 miles | ? Petrol Hybrid | ?? Automatic | ???? Platinum White Pearl | 1?? Owner | ???? Full Toyota Service Record
???? THE LOWDOWN ????
The Yaris Cross isn’t just a Yaris with platform shoes ???? — it’s Toyota saying: “Yes Karen, you can have an SUV without needing a stepladder to get in.” ???????? It’s cute, it’s clever, and it’s out here humiliating bigger, thirstier SUVs with its smug little hybrid grin ?????.
????? THE GOODS ?????
1.5 Petrol Hybrid Engine – laughs in the face of fuel bills ?????
E-CVT Auto Gearbox – smoother than your mate who calls himself a “crypto consultant” ????????
Platinum White Pearl Paint – looks like an angel, but drives like a goblin ????????
59,910 miles – warmed up, stretched out, ready for more road trips ????????
Full Toyota Service History – Toyota mechanics have been its personal babysitters ????????
1 Owner – cared for better than most houseplants ???? (and still alive).
Meanwhile the Yaris Cross just quietly does its job: saves fuel, lasts forever, and makes you feel like an eco-warrior without the beard and sandals. ??????????
???? WHO’S BUYING THIS? ????
People who want an SUV without driving something the size of a barge ????
City slickers who want to look posh while paying Prius-level running costs ????
???? FINAL VERDICT ????
The Toyota Yaris Cross is the smug little SUV that sips fuel like a nun sips wine ????????. It’s dependable, economical, and just flashy enough in Platinum White Pearl to make your neighbour’s car cry itself to sleep ????????.