???? WARNING: This Corolla May Cause Uncontrollable Smugness ???? Toyota Corolla 2.0 VVT-h GR SPORT Touring Sports CVT Euro 6 (s/s) 5dr FP24EWU | 2024 (24) | 13,434 miles Petrol Hybrid ???? | Automatic (for people who like their left foot retired) Ash Grey – like a storm cloud with attitude ?? 1 previous owner (probably whispered “vroom” at traffic lights) ????? GR SPORT trim – for when you want your sensible estate car to look like it’s late for a track day. ???? 2.0L Hybrid – fast, furious, fuel-sipping. ???? Touring Sports = boot space for three dogs, two kids, and one mid-life crisis. ???? Feels like you're driving a PlayStation. ???? JBL sound system? Standard. Your car karaoke sessions just became stadium-worthy. ???? Toyota’s safety tech? Basically like having a robot bodyguard. Comes with: ? Full Toyota Service History (pampered like a prize poodle) ? Up to 10 years warranty with servicing ? Confidence, charisma, and automatic head-turning skills Side Effects May Include: ???? Unwanted compliments ? Infrequent petrol station visits ???? Obsessive cleaning ???? Parking at odd angles just to admire it from different views This isn’t just a car. It’s a lifestyle upgrade with cupholders. Now available to the bold, the brilliant, and the hilariously humble.