FOR SALE: Tesla Model Y AWD Long Range – AKA the Stealth Bomber of the Suburbs Right, so here it is – the Tesla Model Y Long Range in black-on-black-on-black. Because colour is overrated, apparently. Even the wheels are matte black 20-inchers, because why stop the emo phase at your wardrobe? People have debated whether it's the full stealth look – debated. Like it's a national issue. Spoiler alert: it is. You'll go so unnoticed you'll be the only person stuck in traffic feeling like Batman. Spec-wise? Oh, it's ridiculous. Sat nav? Obviously. Reverse camera? Of course – we're not savages. Heated seats front and rear, because even your passengers' backsides deserve luxury. Adaptive cruise control so the car can do the thinking for you – which, let's face it, might be a blessing. Wireless phone charger, because plugging things in is so 2020. And there's even more gizmos than a Bond car, just without the ejector seat for the in-laws. And then we get to the touches. Oh, the touches. Yellow brake calipers – because stopping should be stylish. A Plaid-style high-level tail light – yes, someone really cared. And an eye-watering collection of Spigen storage solutions. Honestly, this car has more compartments than IKEA. You could lose a toddler in here and not find them until February. Only 29,000 miles from new – which in Tesla terms is basically just breaking it in. And if you ever switch it out of Chill Mode (which you won't, because you like your lunch in your stomach), it's terrifyingly fast. Like, "reconsider your life choices" fast. It's the perfect car if you want something that's sleek, tech-laden, and just a bit smug. Like a Bond villain who's gone green. Balkwell Motor Company, nestled snugly in North Shields, just a stones throw away from the Silverlink Retail Park, the A1058 Coast Road & the A19. If youre in search of a place where cars and vans find new owners without the drama, this is it. We are the Dacia aficionados, wizards of wheels & boy, do we know our stuff. Quality used cars & vans are our forte, imagine a treasure trove of vehicles at prices that wont make your wallet scream for mercy. And everything we sell comes with a free parts & labour warranty. Yes, you heard that right, peace of mind where if something decides to play up, we have got your back. Lets not forget, a brand-spanking-new, advisory-free MOT for a solid 12 months. It is like getting a golden ticket for worry-free driving. And picture this: a sales team that doesnt shadow your every move like an overeager puppy. At Balkwell Motor Company, it is all about a laid-back, no-pressure sales experience.