???? THE SUV APOCALYPSE HAS ARRIVED — AND IT’S WEARING OBSIDIAN BLUE ???? Meet the 2022 Toyota RAV4 2.5 VVT-h Dynamic CVT (aka: The Family Car That Could End Civilisations). ???? ???? 2022 (22) | ???? 12,845 Miles | ? Petrol Hybrid | ?? Automatic | ???? Obsidian Blue | 1?? Owner ???? THE OTHERS DON’T STAND A CHANCE ???? While your neighbour’s Nissan Qashqai wheezes up hills like a pensioner with a shopping trolley, this RAV4 just smiles and overtakes like it’s late for a bank heist. ???????? Who needs a sunroof when you’ve got a panoramic roof? ???????? Let the sunshine in, stretch out, and turn every drive into a mini adventure under the open sky ??????. Perfect for city cruising ?????, weekend road trips ?????, or just showing off that ‘look at my sky above my head’ vibe ????????. Bigger view, bigger smiles ???????? – passengers might get a little jealous ????????!” ? THE SPEC THAT HITS DIFFERENT ? ? Dynamic Trim — all the toys, none of the poverty-spec plastic misery. ? Petrol Hybrid Power — silent assassin in town, eco-warrior meets track sprinter on the motorway. ???????? ? Toyota Reliability — this thing will outlive you, your children, and possibly the cockroach population after the nuclear winter. ?????? ? Go places that a Ford Kuga driver thinks are “too muddy” and a BMW X1 driver just… doesn’t risk because “the alloys might scratch.” ???????? ???? LOOKS THAT KILL ???? Obsidian Blue — because silver is for the faint-hearted, white is for rental cars, and black is just a funeral suit. This? This is the paint colour Batman would drive to date night. ???????? ???? WARRANTY THAT MOCKS OTHER CARS ???? Serviced by Toyota? Enjoy up to 10 years of manufacturer-backed smugness. Meanwhile, other brands are ghosting you after year three like a bad Tinder date. ???????? ???? FINAL VERDICT ???? This isn’t “just another SUV” — this is the SUV that your neighbour’s SUV has nightmares about. Buy this RAV4 and you’re not joining the school run… you’re owning it.