Meet the Toyota Yaris 1.33 Dual VVT-i TR Euro 5. It’s small, unassuming, and exactly the sort of car that makes sensible people nod in approval. Powered by a 1.33-litre petrol engine with 99 horsepower, it’ll do 0–62 in just over 11 seconds and reach 109 mph. Not fast, not slow—just enough. Fuel economy is superb at around 52 mpg combined, up to 63 mpg on a run, and over 40 mpg in town. CO? sits around 118–123 g/km, and yes, it’s ULEZ compliant. Insurance is a modest group 8, running costs are low, and at under 3.9 metres long it’s light, nimble, and easy to park. Boot space is 286 litres—big enough for the weekly shop or golf clubs. The real star here, though, is the service history. This car has been pampered at 8,815, 15,283, 15,565, 22,893, 34,956, 53,558, 67,990, 81,516, 96,438, 112,958, and 123,856 miles—and we’ll service it again before sale. That’s not just good, that’s exceptional. So what you’re looking at is a brilliantly reliable little hatchback. Economical, dependable, and with a service record that borders on obsessive. In short, exactly the kind of boring you actually want.