The Kia ProCeed GT-Line. Now, I know what you’re thinking: “It’s a Kia, it’ll be sensible, reliable, and about as exciting as a beige cardigan.” But here’s the thing – this isn’t beige. This is a sleek, low-slung, coupe-styled hatchback that looks like it’s been designed after one too many espressos. It’s sharp, it’s stylish, and it’s actually… cool. Yes, I said it. A Kia. Cool. Under the bonnet, you get the 1.6 CRDi diesel. That means more than 65 miles per gallon if you behave yourself, yet still enough shove to make a B-road interesting. And because it’s Euro 6, you can roll through ULEZ zones with a smug grin while everyone else with an older diesel is weeping into their wallet. Insurance? Surprisingly low. Running costs? Practically pocket change. Now, here’s the real kicker. Kia were so confident in this car, they gave it a 7-year warranty from new. Seven years! That’s longer than most relationships. You don’t do that unless you know your car is built like a tank. Service-wise, this car has been looked after properly, with intervals at 11,577, 23,436, 43,285, 53,564, 61,786, 66,174, and 93,780 miles. And just to make sure you drive away with complete peace of mind, we’ll give it a fresh service on sale. Inside, the GT-Line trim gives you sporty seats, clever tech, and enough gadgets to keep even the most bored teenager entertained. Outside, it’s not “just another hatchback” – it’s got the coupe styling that makes people look twice. So, what you’ve got here is a car that’s stylish, economical, cheap to insure, ULEZ-friendly, and backed up by one of the boldest warranties in the business. This isn’t just a Kia. This is Kia proving the Germans aren’t the only ones who can make a head-turning hatchback.