FOR SALE: BMW i8 - My Midlife Crisis on Wheels (Because nothing says "I'm still young" like scissor doors and a backseat made for toddlers or small dogs.) Ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes on this stunning BMW i8, purchased during a glorious moment of optimism (also known as a midlife crisis). Thought I could have it all - speed, style, and somehow still fit my entire family inside. Spoiler alert: you can't. Unless your family consists of a hamster and a yoga instructor with no bones. The Good Stuff: Full BMW service history - last one was done just now in July. Turbo & wastegate valve replaced as they are common issues on i8. Just smooth, guilt-free hybrid power. Still turns heads faster than your ex at your high school reunion. Drives like a spaceship - but way cooler because it's real. The Reality Check: Only 1 key - because apparently I didn't think of spares while spiraling into existential dread. Can order second one from BMW if you would give a good offer. Not ideal for big families, tall passengers, or anyone who insists on "legroom." Car may or may not whisper "bad decisions can still look amazing." Some age related scuffs but hey- car is 10 year of age! Tried to capture them in pictures. Perfect for: Singles, couples, or parents who need a reason to escape occasionally. Anyone who wants to own a future classic without pretending they bought it "for practical reasons." Offers considered (but not your kidney). Located in west London near Ealing Hospital- test drives welcome in our car park as I no longer have insurance to take it on public road.