I know what you're thinking: "Good grief, why would anyone want a car the colour of radioactive custard?" And normally, I'd agree. But before you dismiss it, let me explain. This isn't just a Citroën C4 Cactus. This is a Citroën C4 Cactus with only 36,000 miles on the clock. That's practically nothing. It's barely run in. The engine's still waking up in the morning and asking: "Are we actually going anywhere, or are we just going to sit in the driveway again?" And yes, it's yellow. But while the rest of the world is trudging around in tedious grey or fridge-white blobs, you'll be in something people can actually see. It's not so much a car as a mobile highlighter pen. You won't lose it in a car park. You won't lose it in a field. Frankly, you could probably see it from space. Inside, it's got everything you could possibly want: climate control, touchscreen infotainment, Bluetooth, alloys, and air-con that's actually cold — unlike some French cars I could mention. The whole thing is spotless, clearly cherished by someone who loved it more than their own children. And then there's the timing belt. Normally, changing one of these is the sort of financial trauma that makes grown men weep into their cornflakes. But don't worry — it's already been done. Along with a fresh service, an advisory-free MOT, and a proper 12-month parts and labour warranty. So no, this may not be the cheapest C4 Cactus in the classifieds. But pound for pound, spec for spec, and mile for mile, you will not find a better one. And besides… it's yellow. And life's too short to drive beige. Balkwell Motor Company, nestled snugly in North Shields, just a stones throw away from the Silverlink Retail Park, the A1058 Coast Road & the A19. If youre in search of a place where cars and vans find new owners without the drama, this is it. We are the Dacia aficionados, wizards of wheels & boy, do we know our stuff. Quality used cars & vans are our forte, imagine a treasure trove of vehicles at prices that wont make your wallet scream for mercy. And everything we sell comes with a free parts & labour warranty. Yes, you heard that right, peace of mind where if something decides to play up, we have got your back. Let?s not forget, a brand-spanking-new, advisory-free MOT for a solid 12 months. It is like getting a golden ticket for worry-free driving. And picture this: a sales team that doesnt shadow your every move like an overeager puppy. At Balkwell Motor Company, it is all about a laid-back, no-pressure sales experience.