WOW. WOW. WOW. Just look at this thing! The Vauxhall Crossland — and not just any Crossland. Oh no. This one's the Elite Automatic, which means it's got more gadgets than NASA and more buttons than the cockpit of a 747. If there's a feature you've ever vaguely dreamed of having in a car, this one's already got it — and probably a few you didn't even know existed. Heated front seats? Obviously. Touchscreen infotainment with Apple CarPlay and Android Auto? Of course. Climate control, air con, reversing camera, Bluetooth, electric everything — it even has a heated steering wheel. A heated steering wheel! Because apparently, in Britain, we've decided that the one thing we can no longer tolerate is slightly chilly fingers on the way to Tesco. And look at it — it's immaculate. Inside, outside, everywhere. You could eat your dinner off the seats, although I wouldn't recommend it because they're far too nice. It's been pampered, adored, cherished — the sort of treatment normally reserved for Labradors and firstborn children. And that's exactly what you'd expect with mileage this low. It's barely been used! It's like finding an iPhone 4 still in its original box. Now, yes — before you point it out — there's a tiny anomaly with the mileage. Turns out, during its last MOT, the display was reading in kilometres instead of miles. Because apparently, the MOT tester saw "KM" and thought, "close enough." Brilliant. Still, we've checked it all, it's fine, and now it's back to normal human measurements. And to make the deal even sweeter, we'll throw in a brand new advisory-free MOT, a fresh service, and 12 months of parts and labour warranty, all absolutely FREE. That's right. Free. You don't get that from BMW. So here it is — a car with more luxury than your living room, more gadgets than the Starship Enterprise, and a steering wheel that literally hugs your hands with warmth. It's sensible. It's practical. It's comfy. And yet somehow, it's also… a little bit brilliant. Balkwell Motor Company, nestled snugly in North Shields, just a stones throw away from the Silverlink Retail Park, the A1058 Coast Road & the A19. If youre in search of a place where cars and vans find new owners without the drama, this is it. We are the Dacia aficionados, wizards of wheels & boy, do we know our stuff. Quality used cars & vans are our forte, imagine a treasure trove of vehicles at prices that wont make your wallet scream for mercy. And everything we sell comes with a free parts & labour warranty. Yes, you heard that right, peace of mind where if something decides to play up, we have got your back. Let?s not forget, a brand-spanking-new, advisory-free MOT for a solid 12 months. It is like getting a golden ticket for worry-free driving. And picture this: a sales team that doesnt shadow your every move like an overeager puppy. At Balkwell Motor Company, it is all about a laid-back, no-pressure sales experience.