Some cars try desperately to impress you. The Suzuki Celerio does not. It simply wakes up every morning, buttons its shirt, straightens its tie, and gets on with life like the most reliable employee you’ve ever had. This is the 1.0 SZ3 Euro 6, which means it is cheap to run, cheap to tax, cheap to insure, and practically impossible to upset. It sips fuel like it’s rationing it, fits into parking spaces normally reserved for mobility scooters, and still somehow has more room inside than seems physically possible. Despite being small enough to post, it comes with proper grown-up features: Bluetooth Air Conditioning (yes, actual cold air, not “open the window and hope”) Tyre Pressure Monitoring It’s the sort of kit that makes you feel like you’re driving something much more expensive — until you fill the tank for about the price of a takeaway pizza. On the road, the Celerio is light, nimble and bizarrely fun. It darts around town like a caffeinated weasel, changes direction on a five-pence piece, and makes traffic jams feel slightly less soul-destroying simply because it’s so easy. It’s not trying to be sporty. It’s not trying to be luxurious. It’s just trying to make your life easier — and succeeding brilliantly. If you want a car that’s honest, dependable, economical, and surprisingly roomy, this is it. The Suzuki Celerio SZ3: the small car that quietly outsmarts the big ones.