Now brace yourselves, because what you're looking at here… is a Dacia. And I know exactly what's going through your head: "Oh God, no, not one of those." You're imagining grey plastic, wind-up windows, and the smell of despair. But this one? Oh, this one is different. First off, it's finished in Cedar Green metallic. Not a dull, soulless shade of "parking attendant beige" but a colour that looks like it was pinched straight off a Bentley brochure. Park it anywhere and people won't say, "Oh look, a Dacia." They'll say, "Blimey, is that… yours?" And then — the spec. Sat nav. Reversing camera. Cruise control. Climate control. Heated seats. Alloy wheels. Air con. Honestly, it's got more toys than Hamleys. But here's the bit that made me choke on my coffee: USB-C charging. In a Dacia! This is the same technology you'd use to charge a laptop, a phone, or probably even a nuclear submarine. It's basically witchcraft. Now, don't think this is some abused bargain-bin mule, either. It's had one owner. One! It's been loved, pampered, serviced properly, and it comes with two keys. Two actual, functioning keys. That alone makes it rarer than a vegan at a Texas barbecue. And just to make you question the very fabric of reality, it also comes with a brand-new advisory-free MOT, a fresh service, and a 12-month warranty covering both parts and labour. For free. FREE! Which means you could buy this, run it for a year, and if anything goes wrong, you just shrug and let someone else pay for it. So, what we have here is a Dacia that isn't just a cheap car. It's a cheap car with gadgets, comfort, and space-age charging ports. A Dacia so good it might just survive the end of civilisation — long after the cockroaches have died out and Keith Richards has finally called it a day, this thing will still be buzzing around, its heated seats keeping the lizards warm. In short: it's ridiculous. And yet, somehow, utterly brilliant. Balkwell Motor Company, nestled snugly in North Shields, just a stones throw away from the Silverlink Retail Park, the A1058 Coast Road & the A19. If youre in search of a place where cars and vans find new owners without the drama, this is it. We are the Dacia aficionados, wizards of wheels & boy, do we know our stuff. Quality used cars & vans are our forte, imagine a treasure trove of vehicles at prices that wont make your wallet scream for mercy. And everything we sell comes with a free parts & labour warranty. Yes, you heard that right, peace of mind where if something decides to play up, we have got your back. Let?s not forget, a brand-spanking-new, advisory-free MOT for a solid 12 months. It is like getting a golden ticket for worry-free driving. And picture this: a sales team that doesnt shadow your every move like an overeager puppy. At Balkwell Motor Company, it is all about a laid-back, no-pressure sales experience.