Right then. Here’s the thing. When you decide you want a mid-sized, pretend-it’s-a-4x4 sort of car, you’re usually forced into something that looks like a fridge that’s been left too close to a school run. Sensible. Worthy. And about as exciting as beige wallpaper. But then there’s this. This is a Renault Captur, and it comes from the style department at Renault — which is made up entirely of people who refuse to accept that family cars must be dull. They take what should be a tedious box for children and groceries and turn it into something you’d actually park, walk away from, and then turn back to look at. Which is the ultimate compliment. Finished in Oyster Grey metallic, it looks smart, classy, and just different enough to avoid the tragic “me too” car-park syndrome. It stands out — without shouting. And it’s immaculate. Properly immaculate. One owner, clearly the sort of person who treated it like a cherished family member rather than a transport appliance. Not just cosmetically, either — it’s been looked after mechanically as well, with a full Renault service history. No corners cut. No nonsense. Then, because we’re feeling unreasonably generous, we’ll add a brand-new 12-month MOT, a fresh service, and — just to really hammer it home — it’s still under Renault warranty until 2027.