Description
FOR SALE: 2011 Citron C1 VTR+ 1.0 - "The Flying Tampon"
1000
Legendary 97,913 miles - mostly driven in a permanent state of mild panic while late for work
20 road tax (cheaper than a Pret coffee subscription)
MOT until August 2026
68 mpg, it basically runs on optimism
Goes like an absolute rocket*
*if your previous car was a mobility scooter
We affectionately call it "The Flying Tampon" because:
Small
White (currently)
Surprisingly fast when it needs to be
Has absorbed more than its fair share of drama
Bodywork: "Characterful". A few car park trophies, a couple of creative curb kisses, and one mysterious dent that definitely wasn't me. Still looks cute from 30 yards in the rain.
Handles like a go-kart that's had 3 Red Bulls. Parts are cheap as chips, Halfords basically give them away
No time-wasters, dreamers, or people who text "whats ur lowest m8".
Genuine reason for sale: company car incoming
Cash on collection, no PayPal "send to my cousin in Nigeria"