FOR SALE: 2011 Citron C1 VTR+ 1.0 - "The Flying Tampon" 1000 Legendary 97,913 miles - mostly driven in a permanent state of mild panic while late for work 20 road tax (cheaper than a Pret coffee subscription) MOT until August 2026 68 mpg, it basically runs on optimism Goes like an absolute rocket* *if your previous car was a mobility scooter We affectionately call it "The Flying Tampon" because: Small White (currently) Surprisingly fast when it needs to be Has absorbed more than its fair share of drama Bodywork: "Characterful". A few car park trophies, a couple of creative curb kisses, and one mysterious dent that definitely wasn't me. Still looks cute from 30 yards in the rain. Handles like a go-kart that's had 3 Red Bulls. Parts are cheap as chips, Halfords basically give them away No time-wasters, dreamers, or people who text "whats ur lowest m8". Genuine reason for sale: company car incoming Cash on collection, no PayPal "send to my cousin in Nigeria"