Description
2025 Toyota Prius Excel – 4,597 miles – Lunar Shadow paintwork
(aka “the hybrid that looks like it came from the year 3025”)
???????? FOR SALE: 2025 Toyota Prius Excel – The Spaceship Toyota Accidentally Registered As a Car
???? 2025 | ????? 4,597 miles | ? Hybrid Wizardry | ???? Lunar Shadow (the colour of mysterious cosmic elegance) | ???? Excel trim
Have you ever wanted to drive something that makes people ask:
“Is that a Prius… or is NASA missing property again?”
This 2025 Prius Excel is the car for people who want:
Ridiculous fuel economy
Ridiculous reliability
And a shape so aerodynamic you could probably slice bread with it
Lunar Shadow paintwork sounds like something Batman would order, and honestly?
It looks like it too.
???? Top-Tier Features of This Intergalactic Eco-Cruiser:
???? Excel trim – luxury sprinkled on top of smug fuel efficiency
???? Lunar Shadow paintwork – changes shade more often than your mood on a Monday
? Hybrid system – charges itself like magic because you deserve one less thing to think about
????? Comfort – smoother than a politician avoiding questions
???? CO? emissions – so low, they’ll make Mother Earth blow you a kiss
4,597 miles…
That’s barely even a warm-up.
This Prius is basically a toddler with the wisdom of a monk.
???? What It’s Perfect For:
?? Long commutes
?? Short commutes
?? Medium commutes
?? Basically anything involving “commuting”
?? Taxi drivers who like low fuel bills and high smugness
?? Anyone who wants a car that looks like a futuristic stealth bomber but parks like a normal hatchback
???? Styling
This isn’t just a Prius.
It’s a statement:
“I care about the planet…
…but I also want to look absolutely sensational while I’m saving it.”
???? Buy it now, before someone else realises they can own a lunar-themed hybrid spaceship with running costs lower than a goldfish.