Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round because today we're diving into a little gem that’s as British as a cup of tea on a rainy afternoon. Yes, it's the Mini Countryman, and let me tell you, this isn't just any Mini. This is the Mini Countryman 1.6 Countryman One Auto 5dr, and it's got more character than a Shakespearean play. Now, let's talk numbers. This beauty has clocked just 28,640 miles, which, in car terms, is barely a brisk walk around the park. It's had two owners, both of whom, I imagine, treated it with the kind of reverence usually reserved for the Queen's corgis. Finished in a pristine white, this Mini Countryman is the automotive equivalent of a crisp, freshly laundered shirt. And with its 16-inch alloy wheels, it’s got a stance that says, "I may be compact, but I’m ready to take on the world." Step inside, and you're greeted by a cabin that’s as inviting as a warm pub on a cold winter's night. The Chrome Line Interior and Cloth Cosmos in Carbon Black give it a touch of class, while the Colour Line and Interior World in Carbon Black add a dash of sophistication. It’s like sitting in a gentleman's club, but without the cigar smoke. And let's not forget the extras. The PEPPER Pack ensures you’re riding in style, with features like automatic air conditioning and a rain sensor that activates the headlights. It's like having a butler who’s always one step ahead. The Bi-Xenon headlights and front fog lights ensure you can see and be seen, whether you're navigating the city streets or the winding country roads. With its 2-spoke leather steering wheel, this Mini Countryman is a joy to drive. It’s nimble, responsive, and has a personality that’s larger than life. And those white direction indicator lights? They’re the automotive equivalent of a cheeky wink. In conclusion, the Mini Countryman is not just a car; it's a statement. It’s for those who want to stand out from the crowd, who appreciate the finer things in life, and who understand that good things really do come in small packages. So, if you’re in the market for a car that’s as British as a Sunday roast, look no further. The Mini Countryman is waiting for you.