The ideal buyer of this car will message "is it still available?" then vanish the second I say "yes". Or, the ideal buyer's first question will be, before even viewing the car: what's the final price? The ideal buyer would come and kick the tyres as hard as they can. Then they would spend 20 minutes dent hunting. The ideal buyer would throw a tantrum for having only partial SERVICE HISTORY, but they would be naively delighted if I printed out some ChatGPT service history and stamps to fill out the gaps. The ideal buyer will be upset for having 2 PREVIOUS OWNERS, as according to them it should have zero. Or minus one. The 53000-something MILAGE will also offend the ideal buyer, as according to them a car at this age should have only done less than a tenth of it. Or none of it. The ideal buyer won't care about the FRESH MOT. Me topping up the car recently with AD BLUE, COOLANT and SCREENWASH will mean nothing to them. Tinted rear glass? Sunroof? - Nobody cares. The ideal buyer will see that the car is in a GREAT CONDITION for its age inside out, but will expect it to be spotless like it just rolled out of the factory. The ideal buyer will come with a list of what COULD go wrong with an Evoque in 10-20-30 months/years down the line, and will try to negotiate the price despite having NO issues. If that didn't work, the ideal buyer would get their goggles out. They would check for scratches that the naked eye can't even see, just to find another opportunity to negotiate the already way too low price again. The ideal buyer would then offer at least 1k less than the asking price, thinking I can't wait to sell the vehicle for pennies. The ideal buyer "will have to discuss" with their "boss" ( = spouse) and get back to me after the weekend or the holidays - not stating which holiday they meant. Dear "ideal buyer"! This Evoque deserves someone better than you. Dear everyone else! The car is ULEZ compliant, smoke free, pet free, gluten free. Only I am not free if you wish to kick my tyres.