Renault Clio Van 1.5 dCi - Questionable Life Choice Included Do you need a van? Do you also want something that makes absolutely no sense but somehow works perfectly? Congratulations. You've found it. This is my Renault Clio van. I've had it 4 years, and unlike most things in life, it has been 100% reliable. No drama, no breakdowns, no "engine management light just for vibes" just gets on with it. Stats that matter: 1.5 dCi (remapped - yes, it's quicker than it should be, no I won't race you unless you start it) Fuel economy so good it's basically stealing from petrol stations Lowered suspension - because I have standards Clio 182 Cup spoiler & front grille - subtle but also not subtle 16" gold Dacia wheels - because obviously gold makes it faster Matching spare wheel - even the spare's got drip DAB & Bluetooth - for absolute bangers only Recently spent money like an adult: New front brake calipers New discs & pads HEL stainless brake lines - stops harder than your gym phase Let's address the elephant in the room: Yes, there's a scuff on the rear corner. No, it's not the end of the world. In real life? You'll see it once, shrug, and get on with enjoying your brilliant van. Other bits: Will come with fresh MOT Back on original reg: SA08 RKY Starts, drives, stops every single time (what a concept) Perfect for: Work Throwing stuff in the back Laughing at people paying double for boring vans Anyone who secretly wants a hot hatch but has responsibilities If you message "best price?" you will be ignored. If you message like a normal human, we'll get along just fine.