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For Sale: 2023 Ford Fiesta ST (Black) - The Pocket Rocket That Actually Behaves
Tired of boring cars that drive like they're apologising for existing? Say hello to my 23-plate Fiesta ST in menacing black - the hot hatch that thinks it's a supercar but still fits in normal parking spaces.
This little demon has:
Full service history (because I'm not a monster)
Full MOT history (it's never failed, just like my dad jokes)
Tax paid for a whole year - you can drive it guilt-free until 2027
Four brand new tyres fitted literally two months ago (they still smell fresh)
It's quick, agile, and puts a stupid grin on your face every time you boot it. Perfect for B-road heroics, supermarket car park drifts, and pretending you're in a Fast & Furious film while stuck in traffic. Black paint = instant stealth mode for when you're late but don't want the police to notice.
Low mileage, 14,700 to be exact, one careful owner who actually enjoyed maintaining it, and it's cleaner than my conscience after a cheeky McDonald's run.
21,000 ono (serious offers only - I know what I've got)
First person to arrive with cash and a sense of humour gets priority.
Call or message me before someone else snatches this little legend