Description
I am The Punisher. I am for sale. This is my story.
I am a 2014 JCW (yes 2014 registered, one of the very last R56's to be built in November 2013), born red, built angry. N18 engine, 6-speed manual I still make you do the work, and I'm better for it. 60,500 miles on the clock and I've barely broken a sweat, with a full service history to prove someone's actually looked after me.
In 2023 I did the Italian Job. Not the film the real thing. Germany. Italy Imola, Siena, Turin. France. I've still got the sports cat downpipe and resonator delete from that trip, so I don't so much start as announce myself with a growl and some pops and bangs.
17" black cross-spoke CHALLENGE alloys, JCW aero kit, Stage 1 remapped. Inside: Championship Red Lounge leather, CarPlay/ Android Auto, an upgraded sound system (pioneer speakers) already wired for a subwoofer.
I'll admit I've picked up a few age-related marks along the way, and there's a small one on the rear seat but I've earned every one of them, and I'm still excellent for my age and mileage. I come with 2 keys and an MOT until November. No niggles worth mentioning and run on 99 octane super unleaded fuel.
I'm too good to be sat outside doing nothing. My current owner isn't driving me enough, and honestly, neither of us think that's acceptable.
Come and take me somewhere.
Standard/Optional Specification:
Chili Red (851)
Black Bi-Xenon Headlights
Championship Red Lounge Leather upholstery
17" Black powder coated Cross Spoke CHALLENGE alloys
Sun protection glass
Front armrest
Front seat heating
Rain sensor with automatic lights
Sports button
Park distance control rear
On board computer
Automatic air conditioning
Lights package
Anthracite roof lining
JCW Aerodynamic Kit
Roof & Mirror Caps in Black
Chrome line interior + additional decor rings
JCW multi-function Leather Steering Wheel
Anthracite Speedo and Rev Counter dials
Dynamic stability control
Dynamic traction control
Storage compartment package
Additions:
Union Jack Rear Tail Lights (Vland)
Car Play/Android Auto (Droid Auto)
Black sequential side scuttles
Sports Downpipe
Resonator Delete
Stage 1 remap (211hp-240hp estimated) in 2024
Pioneer Coaxial Speakers + Tweeters
Vibe Amplifier
Interior surfaces in Chili Red
PowerFlex Suspension Bush Handling Pack (Jan 2023)
K&N Air Filter
MTC Intercooler
New coolant and air intake hoses
NGK Iridium Spark Plugs
Oil Catch Can
Air intake in black
Wired for a subwoofer