Straight-six diesel muscle, wrapped in M Sport styling, driven by someone who clearly loved it more than their gym membership. This is a proper 330d the one enthusiasts actually want, not the "diesel because it's cheaper to insure" one. Six cylinders of effortless torque, a chassis that still knows what a B-road is for, and an interior that says "yes, I do have my life together." Why it's for sale: I'm moving abroad. That's it. That's the whole reason. This car did nothing wrong it's basically getting custody of itself. The receipts (because we're not here to waste your time): Second owner from new White exterior, black leather interior timeless, not trying too hard M Sport spec Genuinely low annual mileage for a diesel Oil & filter changes every 6,000 miles (obsessive, in a good way) DPF replaced under official BMW recall done at BMW, not "a mate who's good with cars" Fresh all-season Continental tyres Brand new MOT HPI clear no finance, no write-offs, no drama The one honest bit: rear brakes will want doing at some point. Not urgent, not a red flag, just not going to pretend otherwise. Everything else is exactly as a well-kept 330d should be. Drives the way you'd hope quiet, quick when you ask it to be, and comfortable enough that motorway miles disappear. Happy to send more photos or arrange a viewing. Reasonable offers welcome. No swaps No overseas buyers No "test pilots" I know who you are Genuine sale, genuine car. Come give it a good home. Reasonable offers considered at viewing.